Welcome to my blog

doctorsherlocklokison:

im-depressed-but-funny:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

This is why punctuation was created

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

bongfucker:

svveden:

m-y-l-i-f-e-i-s:

i’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make FAMOUS! Following everyone back until I find one :)

i’ll tell u one thing nobody wants to paramount u

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bongfucker:

svveden:

m-y-l-i-f-e-i-s:

i’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make FAMOUS! Following everyone back until I find one :)

i’ll tell u one thing nobody wants to paramount u

OOOOOHHHHHHHH. OH. OH. OH. OH. OH FUCK. FUCK. OH. OH FUCK. FUCK. WOW. OH. OH FUCK. FUCK OH OH FUCK  OOOHH FUCK. FUCK. OH. OH FUCK. FUCK. YOU. YOU GOT. FUCK. OH. FUCK. OH FUCK. YOU GOT FUCKED UP. FUCK. OH. HOW. OH FUCK. HOW DOES IT FEEL. OH. OH FUCK. HOW DOES IT FEEL. FUCK. OH FUCK. FUCK ME OH FUCK HOW DOES IT FEEL. WOW. YOU GOT OWNED. FUCK. OH FUCK YOU GOT OWNED OH FUCK. MY FUCKING OH MY FUCK YOU GOT SO FUCKING OWNED AND YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW IT. OH. FUCK. FUCK ME OH FUCK WOW FUCK YOU.FUCK YOU ARE SO STUPID WOW YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU JUST GOT OWNED SO BAD. OH. FUCK. OH FUCK ME. SHUT UP FOREVER

thesylverlining:

dave-youfool:

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

Just a city boy, shot by cops in south Detroit
"He coulda had a gun hiding anywhere"

Bullshit, racists,
Up and down the boulevard
Trash cops, assholes in the night
(it goes on and on and on and on)